60 Funny Superlatives for Friends (Yearbook-Style Awards)
Remember yearbook superlatives — "Best Smile," "Most Likely to Succeed"? They're way more fun as an adult, because now the awards can be honest. Friend group superlatives are titles you hand out to the people who've earned them, and voting on them is one of the fastest ways to make a hangout (or a group chat) chaotic in the best way.
Here are 60 titles worth fighting over, sorted by vibe.
Funny Superlatives
- Most likely to trip on air
- Human alarm clock (sends "wya" at 7 AM)
- CEO of overthinking
- Most likely to laugh at the wrong moment
- Walking Google Maps (still gets lost)
- Most likely to burn water
- Official group chat historian
- Most dramatic over the smallest things
- Most likely to fall asleep anywhere
- Snack goblin — eats everyone's fries
- Most likely to say "I'm 5 minutes away" from bed
- Human autocorrect fail
- Most likely to adopt a stray animal without telling anyone
- Loudest laugh in any room
- Most likely to lose their phone while holding it
- Group's unpaid therapist
- Most likely to start a story with "so basically"
- Biggest "one more episode" liar
- Most likely to wave back at someone waving at the person behind them
- Person most likely to become a meme
Slightly Savage Superlatives
For groups that can take a hit. Punch up, not down:
- Most likely to leave you on read for 3 days then post a story
- Biggest flake — RSVP yes, arrives never
- Most likely to spoil the movie "by accident"
- Person whose "I'm broke" means something different every week
- Most likely to argue with a stranger online at 2 AM
- Worst texter, best in-person friend
- Most likely to say "let's split it evenly" after ordering the most
- Biggest main character energy
- Most likely to know the gossip before the people involved
- Most likely to take 45 minutes to pick a restaurant and then say "I don't mind"
- Person who "doesn't care about their phone" but replies in 4 seconds
- Most likely to cancel plans they made
- Most likely to give advice they'd never follow
- Biggest "I knew that" energy after clearly not knowing that
- Most likely to bring up their gym routine unprompted
Wholesome Superlatives
End on these — they're the ones people screenshot:
- Human golden retriever
- Best hype-person in the group
- Most likely to remember the little things you said months ago
- Kindest heart
- Best listener at 3 AM
- Most likely to drive an hour just to cheer you up
- Group's emotional support human
- Most likely to make friends with a stranger in line
- Best advice giver
- The reason this group still hangs out
- Most likely to defend you when you're not in the room
- Sunshine of the group
- Most likely to show up with food when you're sad
- Best storyteller
- Most likely to make a boring day fun
College & Work Friends Edition
- Most likely to email the professor at 11:59 PM
- Master of the last-minute all-nighter
- Most likely to say "let's circle back" in real life
- Person carrying every group project
- Most likely to nap through a deadline and still pass
- Office snack radar — knows about free food before the email
- Most likely to turn a 5-minute meeting into 50
- Most likely to become the boss someday
- Person who "has a guy" for everything
- Most likely to win the lottery and still show up Monday
How to Actually Vote on These
Reading the list out loud works, but the votes get 10x funnier when they're anonymous — people say what they really think. On Hogely you add your friends' names, pick your titles, and drop one link in the group chat. Everyone votes secretly from their phone and a live leaderboard crowns the winners. No app, no sign-up, takes a minute to set up.
Ready to put it to a vote? Create your group's Who's Most Likely To game — anonymous voting, live results, no app needed.
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